It’s been a while since I’ve posted about 2 years. Oops. But hey, I now have a dipolma in Public Relations (drink!).
I am a twenty-five year old single woman. Who just moved home for the summer (that’s another drink) but here’s what has me fired up on this causal Wednesday afternoon.
Fuckboys. I personally feel like I should have a degree in Fuckboy management. If you do not know what a fuckboy is Urban Dictonary that shit, right now. Go to number six. Okay? Caught up? Pour some wine because here we go.
99% of the male popluation has fuckboy in them, some are full fledged, some are not. Every woman has a fuckboy(s) that we tollerate/are seeing/texting etc. That 1%, go check the friendzone for your future husband.
There is this dude from my hometown who I have mutual friends with, talked to him on Bumble. Seemed like an okay dude. LITERALLY THE BIGGEST OF THE FUCKBOYS. First of all; he doesn’t actually know me personally and I do not think he could find me if I was standing in front of him at Starbucks. He started normal, like “when will you be home I want to hangout”. Seems alright, gave him my number. I suggest like a dinner and drinks. A) I’m always hungry B) drinks- duh). REDFLAG NUMBER ONE: NETFLIX AND CHILL. I overlooked that due to the fact I spend a lot of time on Netflix, CraveTV, Shomi. Then he adds me to Snapchat. Interesting, but whatever. Somedays my story is worthy of an Oscar or at least a Teen Choice Award. Start snapchating back and forth. He uses the heart eyed emoji and the kissy face waaaaaay to frequnetly for my liking. But hey, maybe he likes emojis sure. This is where I was wrong, very very wrong. Every day 24/7 “You should send me pics, I’m thinking about you ;) and everyother line in the book”. I’ve just avoided the subject and make up something. But even if I send my face “I’m a tease” ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME? LIKE WHAT. NO. I have said “no”, but thats whats so fucked up about modern dating, someone somewhere told that guy that that is okay. So now I gotta be the bad guy who’s like, Hey, what’s up, hello. Yeah this behaviour is not okay. No, girl wants to be that girl because all of a sudden we are “teases, sluts, whatever”. Like, cool. Awesome. Thanks for that society.
LET ME JUST SPELL IT OUT FOR ANY FUCKBOYS THAT ARE READING THIS: WOMEN OWE YOU NOTHING. IF WE ARE DATING AND I WANT TO SEND YOU A LITTLE SEXY SOMETHING THEN BONUS. IF WE HAVE SLEPT TOGETHER 500 TIMES OR ONCE. I OWE YOU NOTHING. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEADS. YOU (MEN) ALSO OWE US NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IT THE BACK. WE OWE EACHOTHER NOTHING.
Now, I’m going to go cut up some lemons for a cleanse.